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Monday 6 October, 2008
 19:13 | 13/Mar/2008 |  17 Comment(s)
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Dear Lord!

Someone complained of an unusual thing! I was amazed- and I could only advise her to pray!

 

Believing in the power of prayer, I ask you to please fold your hands, wrap something around, to hang a clove of garlic around your necks, and pray for her too! Let’s begi…..

 

Oh no, I spy- she is here…. run!

 

Dear Lord

 

I just know my neighbor

And I hate her ardor

When she hugs

She bugs

For my neighbor

Is les

Les, in short

Is not a sport

I can’t say I have less of Les

Or Les is any less

Les needs her les

So now there is too less

Because

Just one of Les

Is one less

But I am her victim

My future is dim

I have too much

The truth is such

That there is an excess

Of Les

And my hubby

Hears no less

Of Les

He is old

And he is a lech

So it is Les and Lech

More or Less

Thank You for the mess

Les You may bless

Lech You may bless

And me,

Please God

I want less of Les!

 

God Bless!

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